Very descent girls next door, blasphemy

It is really hard preparing for exam, tons of books to read, tons of notes to memorize, worst u have to pass this OSCE or else all is lost. This all can give nights of insomnia from bad dreams; even I who has been late for exam am worried this time. Worst of all is the noise pollution cause by some really ‘descent’ and ‘considerate’ girls from the next door. They sound like ‘ah poh’ nagging with their husbands.

Some background, recently a few boys has went next door to court the girls, talking some really lame jokes, till one of their boyfriend turn out threatening to ‘mampuskan’ one of them. With their thick face they still went over and even bring them over here two times. Theie reason have always been practicing OSCE, when I join them all I see is them talking lame jokes, damn fucker. Till we all have to stop them from coming over, now they all are in their own home ‘discussing’.

This inconsiderate buggers, if want to talk lame jokes go to some MaMa stall, I really need to study. They cause so much noise till I have to message one of the idiots, since I am a really considerate person.

The message was: U all are very noisy, please lower your voices, pls ask one of the most prominent girl to lower her voice.

The result, the fuckers turn it into a joke and even blame my friend for not letting them coming over. Later they even turn on their voices, the idiot that I message even send me this message as if I am some pity asshole.

His message: can u pls go to my room? U can use my computer

Wah, this really turns me hot, why should I go to your room, I like my room, and it is the coolest one in Rasah. Your com, blah, I have my own pesario V2000 series with blue tooth, 10 times better than yours.

Now the only thing I do is to tolerate all this nonsense, hope god had mercy on me and pass me.

How prepare for exam

Exam, Exam, Exam Arggggggggg everyone feels the tension it come near. Everyone is like busy bees studying day and night, just hope that they pass or get A (apply to few only). For me, I am just the same as the rest, trying to pass, can’t expect to get A form an “extraordinary” guy like me, ha ha ha ha ha.

Today, I was almost late for OSPE, why? Recently I was trying to follow my neighbor and mania Min, to reduce my sleeping hours, this way I can maximize a day’s time for studying, so I went to bed at 4.00 P.M. Next day, my alarm somehow did not ring at 7.00 P.M. and I overslept, Shit!!!!!!!!!!! Lucky a loyal companion of mine wake me up at 8.15 A.M. which mean I have 15 minutes more before exam, really grateful to him. Lucky IMU provide breakfast during exam, not bad eh, a few biscuits and a jar of plain water after we pay RM 30,000 for 1 semester.

The lesson, never try to do things that only Mania do, I now admit the vitality that they have is unlimited. Next time I will do “extraordinary” stuff for “extraordinary” guy like me to gear up for exam.

Below is a propose time table for preparing future Medical examination.

8.00 a.m. wake up off alarm go back to sleep
9.00 a.m. sleep
10.00 a.m. should wake up but still sleepy, sleep.
11.00 a.m. Wake up, study
12.00 a.m. eat for breakfast and lunch (save the breakfast till lunch, I helps to reduce weight)
1.00 p.m. sleepy, sleep till 3.00 p.m.
3.00 p.m. check for alien invasion in Alien shooter (to keep me alert)
4.00 p.m. study
7.00 p.m. eat dinner
8.00 p.m. discuss, include quarrelling (looks democratic)
10.00 p.m. study
12.00 p.m. sleep.

Remember this is for “extraordinary” guy like me, does not apply to mania. They will have less sleeping time, more quarreling (I mean more noise), and lots of DOTA.

The reason

I think I own an explanation as how this blog came about. Well it started off with this story, which I promise to write to my fellow ASS members as some sort of entertainment. We were all very boring in real life and desperately needed something “not cultural” to break the silence.

Hence I choose to write about a really annoying fellow nick named “Judas”. He is a bit lame, a bit selfish, well maybe a bit Indian head “stingy in my local dialect”, a bit Kia su, etc.

Ever wonder such people ever exist, my either (that is before knowing him). Now I wonder more if such people should exist or not. According to Darwin’s evolution theory, such people should have extinct right? I mean how can one human being survive just by himself????

Back to the main stuff, so now u will know why some post looks really stupid. These posts are for my fellow member to see. (the creation of the list of Judas also serve this purpose)

Other post which looks more “cultural” are the real expression of my inner thoughts, so for those who are not ASS member hope u find this blog interesting.

Beware traitors( only apply to ASS member)

Any treasome should be acted upon.

now those who join the rank of JUDAS will be condemn in the lists of judas

Warning, all details of acts will recorded, including name and date.

TRAITOR BEWARE!

Recommended site for medical student

Since I am a medical student, I am obligated to share some really good stuff to my fellow colleagues.

I am bond by the code of medical ethnics and I should follow it (unlike some who likes to keep important information to themselves, this is a different topic, so I will not be discuss here.)

Hope u guys find this few site useful.

http://www.studentbmj.com/index.php (highly recommended)
http://www.medscape.com/medicalstudents-home (this site need registration, but is free)
http://www.medicine.mcgill.ca/mjm/index.htm

Bluetooth, the technology of tomorrow

After years of mocking from my friends of my notebook, I have find better use of my notebook.

Behold
My Com sure be mock no more, look what i found during the night while testing my bluetoth.
See!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh, this 2 looks familiar dont they? Althought the news have been circulating about Queck's mysterious girlfriend, none have truelly see her till now. Now queck, wish u did not have bluetooth eh.

Question 1
Anyone know the background, maybe we can visit there to have Mee Rebus, i think is somewhere in Seremban. Anyone Any idea, surelly not curry leaf, cause i see gas tank below the table.


Look Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Our famous daniel, looks like one of those bad guys that i write about, yeh.

Advice: To Kaizophrenia next time get notebook with bluetooth function, u wont know what u can get.

Meanwhile I am relaxing in this coffee shop



Drinking a jar of Cold Tea (Trying to mimick some Drunken in Seremban. )



Note: worth 1 doller only, and u can drink till u full,better than a Cola i say.

The secrete cult

During the stressful hour, many of our fellowman have succumb to demon within. Latelly i have notice abnormal activity of 2 fellow member, always visiting the neigbour between 8 to 11, their excuss have always been preparing exam question. I greatlly doubt it and have decided to investigate further, any information will be posted latter. Be warn, any vile acts found will be react upon, and the involved members will be included among the ranks of the betrayer. So repent now or face eternal damnation.

A Taste Of The Big Stuff

An ancient scroll was found over the ground of Seremban hospital, the title was written the gospel of Judas, now below is part of the retrievable recording.

In the beginning, three are two friends walking along the beach; one is Daniel the other Judas. Upon walking they meet a maiden, whose beauty matches those of Venus. Daniel called the girl a witch for he knows her pass evildoing, warned Judas not to stay near her. Judas very much like the girl told her his inner feelings and they both fell in love, he also told her the warning Daniel gave him to the maiden. Daniel knowing Judas doing, gather twenty men with clubs to seek the maiden. The south east wind bring the news to Judas, Judas ran as fast as the wind to the maiden house to rescue her. Judas failed to save her and the maiden was held hostage. Judas then flees the land to Seremban.

. A great saint named Tham came upon the Seremban to spread the “word”, he with him had eleven disciple. He then saw Judas, and tell him go back and fight Daniel. Judas saw Tham as men with only disbelieve him. Tham shout again, go back and fight Daniel. This time Judas felt a great strength in him went back to fight Daniel. Daniel and his twenty men fell on the battle; Judas was able to save his love. Knowing how great Tham was, he went back and be his disciple.

After 2 years of preaching, Tham had heart for the maiden and lay with her. Judas knowing the truth was depressed and went away. He then meet Judge Lim KK and told where is Tham. Judge Lim KK was the pays him twenty gold coins, and brings twenty soldiers to 422 Kem Rasah. Judas released a dog to bit Tham, immediately the soldier pulls Tham down. Next day Tham was executed for raping many girls.

Judas in the end live happily ever after with twenty gold coins and a beautiful maiden in Seremban. Till one day Daniel returned with a Parang after intensive training from doctor Loh. Went to face Judas in a descissive battle…………………….to be continue.